How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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eden stop

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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obama

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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