- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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