- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A sober Irish individual.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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