What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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get in the car.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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