Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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