- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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