- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reading books

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

THE GAME

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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