- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.