- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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