Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

child labor

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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