- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

He walked in a bar

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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