- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

One time at band camp.............that's it........

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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