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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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