- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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