Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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