What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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