Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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