- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

When you have read this, you've already read it.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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