what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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haha

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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