- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Your Mother

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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