what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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69.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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why did the man die? he was shot

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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