what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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