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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

One below was by me: Walter H

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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