- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

"Knock knock" Come in!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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