One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Skrillex.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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