Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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