- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

A shark ate your mom

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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