Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Jellybeans

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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