yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Internet Explorer

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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The Joke Below

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I regret everything.....

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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