Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

justin littleton being sucessful

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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