What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Anti Joke

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