Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Gingers.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

hey

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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