- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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