What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Hitler and Jews become friends.

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