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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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