- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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