- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

a black man did not eat chicken.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's green and blue? yellow

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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