Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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NAACP

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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