Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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I love pissing people off :P

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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