What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Kys

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Weed.

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Derp

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Anti Joke

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