Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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