Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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