Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

why is pie good. because it just is.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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