What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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