- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

whats the capital of congo famine

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

whats 2+2? math.

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