- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Justin Bieber's mother.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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