Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A car walks into a bar.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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