- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

kennah campion... being nice

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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