Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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my mind's eye?

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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