Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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