What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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