- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Penis

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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