- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Sam Hengal.

I once did something.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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