A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Your face

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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