What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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