How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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breasts

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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