- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

a seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.