What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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