- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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