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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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