What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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