- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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