- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

your no better than a cockroach

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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