Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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