What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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