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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

why was the boy sad? because.

Gus's mom

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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