- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

im not food

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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