- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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