- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's blue? The sky.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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