What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Punching a baby

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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