- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

I regret everything.....

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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I hate blackniggers

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

VAL SUCKS

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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