- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

VAL SUCKS

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

haha black people :D

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.