Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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