- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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