Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

"33"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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