Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

U mad?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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