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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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