Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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