Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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my egg roll

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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