- Anti Joke

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

If you were a cactus, why?

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats funnier than 24? 25

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can