Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

your no better than a cockroach

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Basically

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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