A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Your social life.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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