Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Charlie Sheen

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Thats what she said

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kill yourself

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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