Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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nice tits.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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sfdg

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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