Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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my mind's eye?

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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