what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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