- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

I can count to potato.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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