What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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