- Anti Joke

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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