- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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