How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's a good joke? Not this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

thumb_up thumb_down +18

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops