- Anti Joke

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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