Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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LET

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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8=> >->-o

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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