- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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