- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

kennah campion... being nice

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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