- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

world peace

Women's Rights.

eden stop

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

aa

What's green and blue? yellow

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??