- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

A kid has no friends.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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