- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Basically copying you.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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