Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

No thank you, I don't like violence

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

An Aisian failed a test

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

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