How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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