- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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