Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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baloney sandwich

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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